The art of foreign policy is quite simply: it’s a good guy, making a deal with a bad guy, to get rid of a worse guy. Then, afterward, you’re left with a dilemma: Can the “good guy” control the bad guy? Can he rein him in when he acts up, and if so, will the “bad guy” remain a good-faith actor? Those are the lingering questions to mull over after a regime-change initiative.
So what exactly happened in Venezuela? We know the “how;” the tactics and maneuvers have been well publicized. It’s more of a “why” issue one must bristle with. First, let us start with what we know: the Venezuela initiative was pulled directly from page one of the United States’ foreign policy playbook—a playbook that dates back to 1953, the year the Eisenhower administration, with an assist from Great Britain, overthrew Mosaddegh. What was Mosaddegh’s crime? The poor bastard had the audacity to suggest that the pool of oil below the sands of his country was Iranian oil. The U.S., which emerged from World War II as the world’s undisputed military and economic power, said, “We’ll tell you whose oil it is, buddy,” and down went Mosaddegh and up went the Shah. When Iran deposed the Shah, the U.S. responded by furnishing the Iraqi army with enough weaponry to blast the living shit out of the Iranian army.
Let’s fast-forward to 2010: Ukraine elected Viktor Yanukovych on the basis of neutrality. The message was loud and clear: “Hey, America, we don’t want your problems.” The U.S. response, under the Obama administration, was to pump hundreds of millions of dollars into Ukraine to launch a propaganda war that led to massive protests and the 2014 overthrow of Yanukovych and the installation of a more NATO-receptive leader. The takedown of Yanukovych might not have been the WWE Monday Night Raw spectacle we just saw with Nicolas Maduro (it was more of a slow burn), but it was a takedown nonetheless.
And now what of Nicolas Maduro? Infantilized Americans, including some talking heads who have long since exhausted their microphones, would love to believe that an unhinged and recalcitrant Donald Trump woke Christmas morning and said, “Let’s start the New Year right; go and take down that Maduro dude.” The reality? The day Maduro seized control of Venezuela in 2013, the CIA and U.S. military intelligence began game-planning, and the result was what occurred just days ago. And while the CIA and military were cooking up the project, Joe Biden put a $15 million bounty on Maduro’s head. Then Trump, perhaps adjusting for inflation, upped the Maduro bounty to $25 million. Doubtless, the director of the CIA or some high-ranking military official with the president’s ear said, “It’s go time,” and laid out the consequences of acting versus not acting.
And that brings us to the “why?” The simple answer is a three-letter word that begins with an “O” and ends with a “L.” Since the end of the Cold War, the U.S. has found itself in a high-stakes game called: Capture as many global resources as you can before the other guy can corner the market. We know the other guy… or guys, and they have no intention of taking their foot off the gas (no pun intended), and thus the U.S. can only play the game one way: to win. Would it be lovely if the U.S., China, and Russia could have a “campfire” moment and emerge with a new paradigm that will lead to a golden age? Of course it would. But the notion is looking bleak, assuming it was ever possible. Lastly, we Americans should ask ourselves a poignant question: How many of our inalienable rights, freedoms, and entitlements are we willing to forfeit should we demand passivity from our leadership and lose the game of Risk as it pertains to global resources?
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I apologize for this “grim reality, this is the world” post. I much prefer to encrypt commentary in creative writing and not do straight, unfiltered commentary, but sometimes I can’t help myself. And since I named the post The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, I’m gonna leave you with a bit of fun. Don’t leave without listening. I promise, it’s a blast, and it will more than make up for the shitty post you just read.
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