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  • If you think the poor bastard above choking his steering wheel is having a rough day, imagine a day in the life of the cave dude below: You might come away with a whole new perspective of the term Door Dash. It took the entirety of the Pliocene Epoch and a portion of the Pleistocene

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  • Daddy’s New Toy

    Who doesn’t love a new gadget? Gadgets, toys, gizmos; Americans dig novelty. I must confess that I, too, am titillated when, occasionally, some newness finds its way into my life. And like most new toys nowadays, mine comes in the form of an app. What is this new and exciting piece of novelty that I

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  • The following is not an anecdote: During the height of the COVID-19 crisis, I stood behind a man at the checkout line at ShopRite. He captured my attention not because he was double-masked and wearing gloves but because he was double-masked, wearing gloves, and had a shopping cart chockful of cases of Sprite, bags of

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